Mickey

I like pizza. A lot.

verticalvest:

here’s a photoset of some of my favorite adam sandler outfits

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ohfuckyaoi:

ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

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religiousdad:

roughrimjob:

cowboys don’t roll joints, they tumble weed

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wweesnaww:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

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holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

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lindsaylohoean:

teachers who won’t stop giving you homework on fridays

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bagmilk:

presenting in class like

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